dykespierre:

messagetothemessengers:

hollowtones:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

vigilantsycamore:

never-nevermore:

never-nevermore:

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

GET HIM BOYS

corporatetwitteraccount:

sacred-portal:

discoursedrome:

snailtongue:

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[ID: A black cat stepping into an open pizza box. Right onto the pizza.]

this is the only instance of someone writing a tumblr image description of a funny image that actually captures the essence of the image

crystalsuicune:

More cross-part shenanigans

strange-aether:

new kinsey scale just dropped tag yourself

I used to be a 5 but now I’m a 3

rexauras:

kainimuramonster:

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

I hope you don’t mind but I drew your cat

tonysopranobignaturals:

👎 telling the conservative calling you a loser liberal what your actual political ideology is

👍 just saying “lmao i’m not a liberal” and leaving him distraught, confused, and unable to engage in discussion

succulentpup:

me online shopping: *violently comes out of a trance* what have I done…